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Engrish Accordion Instructions

These instructions came with a toy accordion that my son got a couple of Christmases ago. What really floors me is the hubris of trying to cover this topic in a four-page leaflet -- even in your native language. But in Engrish? It becomes a masterpiece of Dada.










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cobie
Jul. 25th, 2008 07:11 pm (UTC)
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why did you do that to my brain?
zaph
Jul. 25th, 2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
Not just Engrish, but badly OCR'ed Engrish.

THE METHOD FOR THE FIVE FINGERS ARE THE MUSIC-BOOK

WHAT YOU SAY !!
kitchenqueen
Jul. 25th, 2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
"To Love of My Small Animal"??? I'm not sure that's legal.
bryce
Jul. 26th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
Ha! Yeah, I wish they'd given the lyrics for that one, the title feels like the tip of a hilarious iceberg.
archmage
Jul. 25th, 2008 08:48 pm (UTC)
That was painful and funny, all at the same time.
foomf
Jul. 25th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
Now I want accordion! For midget!
chathandle
Jul. 26th, 2008 03:24 am (UTC)
I just read that whole thing, and it made me want to cry.
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