MOM and SON are in a cemetery. SON is in goth attire. MOM is convincing him to ditch the bad-influence goth girlfriend and come home.
MOM: When you're with the right person, you don't have to change who you are.
SON: Then why are you always trying to change Dad?
MOM: Because that's who I am.
(studio audience laughter)
Ha indeed. :P